Family Ties

Season 1

1982 22 Episodes
Episode 1
E1

Pilot

24 min Sep 22, 1982 9.0

Alex escorts a pretty socialite to a dance at her country club.

Episode 2
E2

Not With My Sister You Don't

25 min Sep 29, 1982

Alex heads the household when Elyse and Steven go away for the weekend.

Episode 3
E3

I Know Jennifer's Boyfriend

24 min Oct 06, 1982

Jennifer gets picked on when she befriends a boy at school.

Episode 4
E4

Summer of '82

25 min Oct 27, 1982

Seduced by an "older woman" of twenty-one, the hitherto inexperienced Alex is devastated to learn that she thinks of their relationship as casual.

Episode 5
E5

I Never Killed for My Father

25 min Nov 03, 1982

A visit from Steven's father evokes confrontation between the two.

Episode 6
E6

Give Your Uncle A Kiss

25 min Nov 10, 1982

Mallory is horrified and confused when a close family friend and older business associate of her father's makes a pass at her.

Episode 7
E7

Big Brother Is Watching

25 min Nov 17, 1982 7.0

As the new editor of his school paper, Alex uncovers a cheating scandal and to everyone's chagrin, prints a list of students who were caught including Mallory.

Episode 8
E8

No Nukes Is Good Nukes

24 min Nov 24, 1982 7.0

To the dismay of the Keaton children and their equally conservative grandparents, Steven and Elyse take time out Thanksgiving Day to attend an anti-nuke rally-and end up spending the holiday in jail.

Episode 9
E9

Death Of A Grocer

25 min Dec 01, 1982 7.0

Though Alex loves working at Mr. Adler's "Mom and Pop" grocery store, to the old man's dismay, he quits to "climb the corporate ladder" at an ultramodern supermarket.

Episode 10
E10

Have Gun, Will Unravel

25 min Dec 08, 1982 7.0

The Keatons consider buying a gun for protection after getting burglarized.

Episode 11
E11

A Christmas Story

25 min Dec 15, 1982 7.0

When a blizzard forces the Keatons to spend Christmas at home, Elyse's gift to Steven, an album filled with fascinating old photos, sparks flashbacks to the birth of their three children.

Episode 12
E12

Oops

25 min Dec 22, 1982

Mallory resents Elyse for the advice she gives her pregnant friend.

Episode 13
E13

Sherry Baby

25 min Jan 12, 1983

When popular sorority girl Sherry Marshall befriends Mallory to get close to Alex, Mallory brings them together in hopes of joining Pi Nu but her plan backfires.

Episode 14
E14

The Fugitive (1)

25 min Jan 19, 1983

Elyse's younger brother and Alex's idol, Ned, makes a surprise visit. However, everyone is puzzled by the go-getter corporate executive's suspicious behavior.

Episode 15
E15

The Fugitive (2)

24 min Jan 26, 1983

With the FBI hot on Ned's heels for embezzling 4.5 million dollars in corporate funds, Elyse's ethical brother and Alex's idol tells the family why and where he hid the money.

Episode 16
E16

Margin Of Error

25 min Feb 09, 1983

Alex amasses a bundle by playing the stock market on paper for his economics class, and courts disaster by secretly investing his father's money.

Episode 17
E17

French Lessons

25 min Feb 15, 1983

Mallory's handsome but shy French tutor, Jeff, finally musters up the nerve to ask her out and then courts disaster by enlistening Alex's advice on how to behave on the date.

Episode 18
E18

I Gotta Be Ming

25 min Feb 22, 1983

As ""Big Brother"" to a 10-year-old Vietnamese boy, Alex tries to mold Ming into his own image, and he learns an unforgettable lesson when he breaks a promise to the adoring child.

Episode 19
E19

Suzanne Takes You Down

25 min Mar 15, 1983

Soon after free lance architect Elyse Keaton hires her friend Suzanne Davis to handle clerical chores, she wants to fire the under-qualified, overly aggressive secretary, but Suzanne's marriage breaks up, making the new job her only salvation. After 20 years as a housewife, Suzanne feels she lacks an identity outside the home. Swamped with paperwork, Elyse decides to solve that problem while easing her friend's mid-life crisis. Unfortunately Suzanne's take-charge approach to business throws a wrench into Elyse's client dealings and threatens to ruin the women's friendship. On the brink of firing Suzanne, the frustrated Elyse faces a terrible dilemma when Ron Davis decides he ""needs space"" and leaves his wife.

Episode 20
E20

The Fifth Wheel

25 min Mar 27, 1983

Alex gets stuck babysitting for his little sister Jennifer, who is fed up with feeling in the way at his poker game and decides to disappear.

Episode 21
E21

Stage Fright (a.k.a. Video Jitters)

25 min Apr 03, 1983

While gearing up to face the TV cameras as captain of his high school's team on "Quiz Off," Alex panics at first when a teammate drops out. He then launches a major tutoring program for his sister Mallory.

Episode 22
E22

Elyse D'Arc

25 min Apr 10, 1983

In her zeal for good causes Elyse devotes so much energy to committee work that a neglected Steven feels shortchanged. Ecstatic to have won an award for his public television documentary, Steven arrives home eager to celebrate, but every effort is foiled by Elyse's obligations to her various projects. Finally, the over-extended wife-mother-architect-committee volunteer begins to realize she's neglecting her most important committee.